She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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