I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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