she woke up with a sticky ear
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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