Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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