no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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