dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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