hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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