they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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