That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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