Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just had sex on a roof
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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