finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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