Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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