69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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