Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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