Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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