it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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