its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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