No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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