is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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