Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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