I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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