kristin has been a bad kristin
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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