Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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