I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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