One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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