He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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