I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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