About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Enjoy the penises
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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