what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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