i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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