Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
tell your sister to shave her snatch
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
