I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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