quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it hurts more in the daytime
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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