She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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