I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
P.S. I can't hear my feet
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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