I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize
