I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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