I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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