Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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