you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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