quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We have started to decorate penises.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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