Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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