well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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