I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
