someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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