You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
