are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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