HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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