I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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