problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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