yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
