I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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