is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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