I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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