you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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